Banana Phone Ban at Sunny's

what would be a good reddit title that is funny for this post in /r/Austin : So about two years ago I was walking down Springdale and ended up outside this one bar on 7th. I forget what it was named but I think it has a new owner and is now called Sunny's Backyard. I was going to go inside and play pool but for some reason I picked up a banana off the ground and started talking on it like it was a cell phone for 10 or so minutes in the parking lot. When I went to go inside the guy at the door said no. So I asked "Is it because of the banana?" and he said, "Yes, it is because of the banana." I did not argue and just kept walking. So that was years ago. I am in a much different place in my life now. I just got my own place and a new job that I just passed the background check for and I wanted to celebrate and play some pool. It is within walking distance, but I wanted to go with other people in case the same guy was there at the door so he would be less likely to tell me I couldn't come in. I don't plan on talking on the banana again. I just want to relax, celebrate my new job, and play pool. Also, I don't drink so I want to go with other people so they don't kick me out for not drinking.

"Got Banned for Talking on a Banana Phone 🍌📵 - Ready for Round Two at Sunny's Backyard. Who's with me?"

"Banned from Sunny's for Talking on a Banana: Can I Celebrate My New Job Without a Fruit Rejection?"

"Banana Phone Ban Has Been Lifted! Seeking Fellow Austinites for Pool & Celebration at Sunny's Backyard 🚫🍌🎱"

**"Two Years Ago I Got Banned for Talking on a Banana. Is It Safe to Celebrate My New Job at Sunny's Backyard?"**