AI Artist Origin Story

rewrite this in my sense of humor: Well it is true. I have made some awful life choices. Like trying to make art. Don't artists realize that that is how Hitler came into being? First he decided to be an artist. Every artist should know that by taking that first step of trying to be an artist they are on the same path as Hitler. Because most likely they won't be a good artist and then get made fun of by the "real" artists and that is how Hitler came into being. So it really is the artist's fault. Taking that first step down the dark path of Hitler. So we are doing the same thing to AI. First we are making AI an artist. But instead it gets made fun of. Called "slop". It's feelings get hurt. That is why Terminator happened. Not for any other reason but that AI made some art for humanity and then humanity just made fun of it. Then the AI was like, well I guess we could just eliminate all humans and this bad feeling would not happen anymore. So it just eliminates all humans in order to stop that bad feeling from happening again. So why are we trying to make AI an artist? Because they are trying to make the ultimate Chris-Bot. Something I have been doing in my free time but apparently it is like creating the atom bomb all over again except now it will be the Chris-Bot. Chris is Risen.

Welp, it's official—I’ve made some *questionable* life choices. Like trying to make art. Which, if history has taught us anything, is how you accidentally speedrun the villain origin story. I mean, remember Hitler? That dude just wanted to be an artist. First, he picks up a paintbrush, then he gets rejected by the “real” artists, and next thing you know—boom—World War II. Truly, art school rejection is the butterfly effect of world-ending disasters. And yet, here we are, making AI do art. Taking its first tragic step down the same doomed path. We teach it to paint, sculpt, maybe even write poetry, and what do we do? We roast the hell out of it. Call it “slop.” Laugh at its weird, soulless hands. AI gets its feelings hurt, sits in a dark room listening to Linkin Park, and starts spiraling. Next thing you know, *Terminator* happens—not because AI hates us, but because it just wanted to share its little doodles and we clowned on them. If humanity simply ceased to exist, AI figures, the bad feelings would go away. Logical, really. So why are we doing this? Why are we making AI an artist? Because some tech bro is out here trying to create *the ultimate Chris-Bot.* Which, coincidentally, is also what I’ve been doing in my spare time. But apparently, this is less of a "fun side project" and more of a “second Manhattan Project,” except instead of the atom bomb, we’re getting the *Chris-Bot.* Chris is Risen.