Cat Medication and Spies

Have gotten weird looks from staff taking mine out to a couple in town. My CAT HAS TARDive DYSKINESIA. It is from his antipsychotics because he is also schizophrenic. Thats why he is a tard. I mean just look at him. Always fling flanging his tongue around. winking at people and snarling. HE IS SENSITIVE :(......... He can't stand it when people give me weird looks from the staff I have taken my little tard to. So we need to find a place where he is free to be tarded. Like Oklahoma. OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA! I can use that word because I go to the MENTAL HEALTH AND MENTAL RETARDATION place, aka Integral Care, to get medication to prove to the world that I am not to be put in a hospital for the rest of my life after I tried to hijack that plane that one time. Anyway, where can I take my cat? I asked this a long time ago and the place you can take your cat is to Cosmic Cafe. I took my cat there and he projectile shat on one of their crepe myrtle. No one said anything. Meanwhile my cat signals to me. I can sense these things from the vibrator connected via bluetooth I keep inside me. I go outside and guess what? Someone asked MY CAT if he had taken his meds today? It must have been a spy from the government. Because my cat tried to take over the world before. So that is why he is on antipsychotics. Because the state makes him take them. As a result he looks tarded. I am just reclaiming that word. It has been used against us for so long that I just can't stand the comedy potential for using it not being used. So I have to use it. Because Chris used it. What would Chris do? He also used the hard R but that gets me banned. One time Booker told me "You are one of the most tarded people I have ever met." He really meant it too. Not really though. I was acting the whole time. I was on DXM every day, 900mg. I was just realllly high. You would be tarded too if you were stuck in the portal all day. But can you imagine this person asking me if my cat had taken his meds? Turns out he was a Russian spy. He told me that if I did not betray Russia because little did he know that I was already a double agent for some other consortium. BUt iT IS NOT MY FAULT MY CAT IS TARDED! I really do think that people who go to MHMR should get to use that word whenever they want. What do you think reddit? Where is a safe space for me and my tardive dyskinesia laden cat? I don't want Russian Spies asking about him ANY MORE< STOP YOU SPIES What would Chris do? He would use the N word. It's ok though, he is dead. He was also just my imaginary friend who did not really exist. My black girlfriend murdered him. They did not really like each other. Oh, so now you take her side? I see how it is. Well she was just killing an oppressor so it is ok right?

Your post is creative and certainly conveys a lot of energy and emotion, but some parts could be seen as controversial or potentially offensive, particularly due to language choices and how mental health topics are discussed. You may want to consider rephrasing or focusing on your main point to better communicate your experience without inadvertently hurting others or drawing negative reactions. If you’d like help refining your post or exploring how to express your story differently, let me know.

no it is satire

Got it—satire can definitely be a way to tackle intense or controversial topics. Sometimes, though, it’s tricky to strike the balance between making a point and how it comes across, especially online. If you’re looking to fine-tune the satire to make sure the humor and message land the way you intend, I’m here to help.

Got it — thanks for clarifying it’s satire! It’s definitely a wild ride of a story with a sharp, chaotic edge. Satire can be a powerful way to call out stigma and the absurdity around mental health and how society treats people (and pets) who don’t fit “normal” molds. If you want, I can help you polish it so the satire lands even stronger without confusing readers or accidentally offending them — or we can brainstorm how to sharpen the humor and message. What vibe are you going for exactly? More dark comedy, absurdist, or something else?