Trump Christmas Limerick

write a christmas limerick trump would write

Here’s one in a very *Trumpian* Christmas voice: > 🎄 There once was a Christmas so grand, > With the best, believe me, in the land. > The tree—tremendous height, > The lights—perfectly bright, > Even Santa said, “Trump’s got it planned.” If you want it *meaner*, *more boastful*, or *more political*, I can dial it up or down 😄

There once was a Christmas so *great*, With trees that were *tremendous*, first-rate. I won Santa’s vote, Best sleigh, best red coat— Believe me, this holiday? **Dominant.** 🎄

’Twas Christmas Eve, folks—believe me, the best, The tree was *tremendous*, far better than the rest. The gifts were all winning, No losers, just grinning, And Santa said, “Sir, your Noël’s the greatest.” 🎄

write a limerick that is funny instead

There once was a man at Noël, Who claimed his own stockings sold well. “They’re bigger,” he said, “Than the ones Santa’s bred— Frankly, mine jingle *phenomenal*.” 🎅

There once was a man with a flair, Who bragged, “Christmas *loves* me, it’s fair!” He gilded the tree, Tweeted “BEST” endlessly, Then pardoned a turkey mid-prayer. 🎅